petparent:

condorn:

petparent:

GET IT!? HahahHAHhahHAhahaha A CORNDOG!!! I enjoy having a blast!!!

i hope u have a blast when i shove my leg up ur ass

A CORNDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

(via petparent)

night!!!

analprolapsing:

if you hold a seashell to your ear you can hear it tell you what a little bitch you are

(via clubpenguln)

slydigged:

sexual orientation: not u

(via svveetlemonade)

urbanfuck:

condamn:

urbanfuck:

are you made out of latex because condamn

hello

that was condumb

(via sharonosbourne)

fuckies:

I appreciate fine art and fine boys.

(via lameborghini)

poopflow:

Roses are red
Violets are blue

(via shutupaubrey)

marinaandthedildos:

Texting the bae :)

(via theoprahwinfreynetwork)

gingerinbraids:

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

baggy sweat pants and reeboks with the straps

(via kuntneykardashian)

“whats your favorite color?”
“TRIANGLE!!! SO YOU A VIRGIN??”

(via kingudamu)

aduhm:

tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag

(via tinychatter)

muslimmilf:

just an 11:11 girl living in an 11:12 world

(via rhydonmyhardon)

peppylesbian:

*conservative voice* the homosexuals

(via rnason)